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Smucker Fucker

A masturbation technique where you take a jar of Smuckers (your choice of flavor), open it and insert your penis, then proceed to masturbate with the jam.

OPTIONAL: After ejaculating into the jar, make a sandwich or bagel with it and give it to your girlfriend, hated brother, or enjoy it yourself.
Random Guy: I totally made my gf a Smucker Fucker sandwich last night!

Random Guy2: Whoa what did she do to you???

Random Guy: Next time she makes ME the sandwich bitch!
Smucker Fucker by PandaBearPro November 15, 2011
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the love between a molly and a rachel.
not lesbo though.
smachel
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smachel by smachiieee :) September 29, 2009
So yeah, so then we smushed.
smushed by Kitty556 February 3, 2010
Noun (male): A withered curving fool, a curvy f*cking idiot
Noun: (female) very attractive, jiggling the right amount.
Ding Dong is such a f*cking smuch
Smuch by smuch June 5, 2017
The act of giving someone a smuch
I want to give you muchas grandes smuchies
Smuchies by Jimmy Brongus May 23, 2014

Smuckernut Crunch 

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.
A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.