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singlish 

A super retarded non-language. Similar to ebonics but for asians.
John: Is that guy retarded? What the hell is he talking about?

Bill: Well he probably is retarded but he's speaking "singlish" I think.
singlish by Bobbob424242 January 1, 2012
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singlish 

"legally separated" or "divorce filed, but not yet final".
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?

BOB: I'm singlish.

ANNA: Singlish?

BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.

ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
singlish by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006

singlish 

reference to dating status; almost single, but involved in some type of complicated situation
"How come you aren't dating anyone?"

"I don't know, I'm sorta singlish at the moment."

"You're an idiot."
singlish by HC Loc June 11, 2006

Singlish 

1. When you type the Sinhala language (spoken by Sinhalese in Sri Lanka) using English alphabet.

2. When you use English words in Sinhala grammatical structure in an attempt be posh.
1. "Adoo Singlish walin type karnna epa, Unicode walin gahapn" - Bro, Don't type in Singlish. Use Unicode.
2. "Mama yesterday beautiful puppy patiyekwa dakka anaa, So cute anaa!" - I saw a beautiful puppy yesterday, He was so cute.
Singlish by Gandassaara February 17, 2021

Singlish 

To be kinda held down by a significant other, but you're not official even though you've acted like a couple for a long time
"My heart goes out to that nigga I heard he's singlish"
Singlish by zerodetg January 29, 2018

Sidglish 

A really complex language that only Sids can speak. It can be used in many ways.. to attract females or to repulse them. It takes tremendous brainpower and requires an IQ above 195.. whoever can properly speak it automatically has a massive d and beautiful, luscious eyes.
Sid: kartki, you ass, ok bye, tired.

Some loser: Wow man wtf was that creaturous language?

Sidglish expert: Oh yeah that was sidglish, ur just too much of a pleb to understand it
Sidglish by Bench god July 31, 2019