Siesta

The smartest girl alive

Siesta is hot.

Siesta by SDOdoubleG September 15, 2021

Siesta Key 

The most amazingly beautiful beach in the world. Long pure white sand beaches sun and surf and the finest chicks on the planet. It's the closest to Heaven you will find without the downside of dying.

Johnny Dumass - Yo Miami Beaches are the best in the world.
Judge - FUCK MIAMI! Siesta Key is the shit. Fuck Miami's shitty brown/black sand. Come to Sarasota and bask in the glory of Siesta's white sandy beaches. Plus there are hot chicks.

Siesta Key by Judhe941 January 26, 2009

Siesta Mode 

After a heavy meal during a lunch break (usually 60 minutes), one would return to there work desk.

Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.

Thus entering Siesta Mode.

Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.

Guy1 - That was a textbook lunch from the pub
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.

Siesta Mode by Avi-man December 9, 2009

Siesta Summon 

The more innocent version of a booty call. It's for naps only.

He texted you at 3 p.m. to come over? You're totally a siesta summon.

Siesta Summon by pillowpetgurl October 3, 2013

Siesta Fiesta 

When the drug dealer has a two for one sale of roofies

"Man that Siesta Fiesta was nuts, I don't even remember what happened

Siesta Fiesta by Cum Gremlin April 13, 2021

siesta taco 

falling asleep with your dick in a butt

I got so tired while having a fiesta taco that I had a siesta taco

siesta taco by Scott Maddox July 22, 2006

Siesta Latvia 

When life comes at you quick and you can't be bothered to speak French

"Aw man I fucked up my car"
"Siesta Latvia mate..."

Siesta Latvia by Big Boi Loi December 9, 2019