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shuaib / shöb / shuhayb 

A glorious, sentient being. he has mastered every martial art known to man, and also all the ones that are not known to man.
He rules the criminal underworld unopposed, as nobody can defeat him. He is a prime waffler; sometimes even he does not know what he is going to say* (*see "make up") next.

He has numerous feats to his (glorious) name; these include
- triangle choking a man without knowing how to perform a triangle choke
- regularly being intoxicated with alcohol and hanging out with girls
- waking up in random girls beds on New Years Eve
- being a legend

He has many names, and many faces; each with a thousand tales of its own to tell. So many, in fact, that he himself can no longer remember what is false and what is real. As a result, we must assume that he is truly the legend he says he is, and not just a waffler.

He has not been sighted for many months however; experts and scholars on the subject suspect he has either:
A- begun living off the grid
B (and more popular opinion)- ascended and returned to the heavens, from whence he came.
guy one: man I wish I could be like shöb

guy two: It's shuaib you tosser. but yeah, he is a magnificent bastard
guy three: oh are you guys talking about shuhayb? I love that guy
shuaib / shöb / shuhayb: bro that's gay, only do the seks with girls
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A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.
Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?
Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018
Shobhit is an organized man. Perfectionist. He likes to finish his tasks in order and on time. He is often viewed as shy and good boy, but he is crazy when you get to know him. He prefers to be alone in his room, just with his coffee and bed. A Shobhit will love you in any ways he know. He is hardbto read sometimes, but he surely loves and care for you.

If you find a Shobhit, don't let go of him. He may just be having a bad day, but he will bounce back after some time.
Have you heard from Shobhit?

He's prolly in his room watching netflix.
Shobhit by Softcinnamonrolls June 7, 2021
the superior version of the ship name between kageyama tobio and hinata shoyo
"do you ship kagehina?"
"no, no, i ship shobio!"

"i love shobio shippers"
shobio by shoyobykozume February 22, 2021
A women named Shobana is typically very beautiful with nice eyes and lips. They are known to be very lovable. Shobanas are envied by other women.
1. Damnnn, Shobana's lookin' fine today, as usual.

2. I wish I was Shobana, shes so pretty and nice!
shobana by IndianChic January 2, 2015
Shobio is the new ship name for “Shoyo Hinata” and “Tobio Kageyama”. A lot of people call their ship name “kagehina”, but we use “Shobio” because “Kagehina” got way to over sexualized and plus “Shobio” sounds way better then “Kagehina”.
Shobio is a way better ship name then Kagehina don’t you think?
shobio by shobiobrainrot February 21, 2021