Shit-eating Badger Fucker 

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).

You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

Shit-eating Badger Fucker by Badger Protection Officer July 31, 2009

Shit eating beast 

Any animal, monster, or thing that disgusts you upon seeing it

Girl: Did i miss anything in the movie? Man: Just a couple shit eating beasts

Shit eating beast by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017

shit eating cunt

A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others

That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant

shit eating cunt by Mrs Pussywillow November 25, 2021

Shit Eating Ass Goblin 

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

Shit Eating Ass Goblin by Atromi March 11, 2009

shit eating whore monkey 

a monkey that eats feces whilst engaging in prostitution

a shit eating whore monkey is a monkey that meets client for sex then eats feces while engaging in sex with client

shit eating whore monkey by roblo July 7, 2011

Shit Eating Grin 

See: Obama

Obama's Shit Eating Grin can be seen from space.

Shit Eating Grin by Happy Neff September 11, 2012

shit eating grin 

A)The grin on someone's face when they are trying not to smile but cant stop so they look like a total shithead.

called a shit eating grin because:

if you ate a piece of shit and you enjoyed it, you would naturally smile, but also try to hide that you enjoyed it at the same time, thus resulting in a "shit eating" grin.

"Wipe that shit eating grin off your face."

After John beat his friend Jim on a test, a shit eating grin came over him.

person 1 "Look at the size of that guys shit eating grin!"
person 2 "Man he looks retarded."

shit eating grin by Simmons12 August 2, 2006