Shifted
Shifted by SprinkleShit9001 December 3, 2023
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shifted his own stick
To masturbate.
"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011
shifted his own stick by deserthillsguy April 26, 2011
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Shifted-face
There is buzzed, drunk, hammered, shmamered, shit-faced and there is shifted-face. Shifted-face is an extreme form of inebriation that no one except the elites can handle. You become so drunk you start to see people's faces(including your own) shifted from their original position (usually a few inches to the right depending on your tolerance level).
Andrew: I finished the paper
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face
Karim: Awesome, let's celebrate and get hammered
Adam: Fuck that, let's get shifted-face
Shifted-face by k1m0z April 11, 2014
Shifted off
I was so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
Shifted off by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
Shifted off
I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
Shifted off by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
Shifted Beyond Reality
Shifted Beyond Reality by lakundannana menerstandannaver March 4, 2026