Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

li'l shake on the side 

a second female partner acquired while in a relationship with another woman.

I had to hide my li'l shake on the side from my baby's momma.

li'l shake on the side by Ol' Faithful October 29, 2005

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 10, 2017

sham on 

A mispronunciation of the phrase "c'mon" originated by Michael Jackson in the song "Bad" and referenced in the Ben Folds' song "Rockin' the Suburbs".

Because Im bad, Im bad-sham on
(bad bad-really, really bad)
You know Im bad, Im bad-you know it
(bad bad-really, really bad)

sham on by labelmonkey July 14, 2006

throw shade on you 

As a tree throws shade on the grass under it inhibiting its growth, throwing shade on someone is being negative to their idea or attitude.

I don't mean to throw shade on you but you do have other choices to consider.

throw shade on you by Pet Popski August 21, 2017

shake on it

a phrase that requires an agreement between two or more people that either must be fulfilled or that must be true and if it is not they get rushed(gettin your ass beat by everyone present at the time of the shake)

CJ: SHAKE ON IT YOU LASTED MORE THAN TWO MINUTES WITH HER(puts hand out)
JESSE: ILL SHAKE ON IT I LASTED THREE WHOLE MINUTES:)...(shakes cj's hand)

shake on it by beastJ October 1, 2010

sham on 

(v) to rock on; party
(origin: from ben fold's lyrics)

woo hoo! sham on everybody!!!

sham on by tea September 25, 2004