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Shackle cruise 

A riff of the term "golden shackle" meaning a wedding band, usually but not exclusively when worn by a man.

To "shackle cruise" is to search a person's ring finger to see if they are either wearing a wedding band, or have the tell-tale impression on their finger that a wedding band is supposed to be there.

Can be done by a woman or man.
"See that hot guy at the bar buying everybody drinks? He's really hot!"
"Yeah, I just shackle cruised him when I went to the bathroom. Let's put it this way, there's going to be a very pissed off wife when that credit card statement comes in."

"Wow, that guy on the weight bench over there is HOT. Wonder if he's gay?"
"I just shackle cruised him and unless he's from a very progressive state, you're out of luck on this one."
Shackle cruise by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011
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A shot or goal scored in football which involves a tackle from either attacker or defender, sometimes resulting in freak goals.
Fabregas scored a cracking shackle against Sunderland the other week.
Shackle by Sandylicious October 26, 2010
damn, did you see that girl last night? she totally shackled everywhere
shackle by bigdickdownie November 29, 2011
shakle: a reference made to loose change (nickles, dimes, quarters, (in Canada loonies and toonies)
You have 5 dollars in shackle!
shackle by fentdog October 27, 2006

Apple Shackle 

This is the term used for when someone is faced with Apple's incredibly closed environment. Like lack of games, Lack of functionality inside corporate networks, Closed usage of itunes, etc.
Stupid iTunes wont let me authorize my friends iPod......freaking Apple Shackle!
Apple Shackle by BlazingAlbino September 21, 2009

shlong shackle

Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''
I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant

Golden shackle 

A "golden shackle" is a wedding band, usually when worn by a man (as women's bands tend to have stones where men's are most often plain metal).

Can be used no matter if a ring in question is gold or not.

Related to the phrase shackle cruising.
"Oh my God! I had the biggest crush on him in high school! Better see if he's got the golden shackle."

"You better enjoy the strippers and hoes at your bachelor party tonight, because once I put the golden shackle on you, that ass is mine!"
Golden shackle by BumBumBubblegum November 20, 2011