Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold

I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?

Seward's Folly by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006

seward middle school 

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do

One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.

seward middle school by gumballmachine September 25, 2021

Johnny Seward 

The bass player for Avenged Sevenfold A7x Stage name is Johnny Christ. Hair color changes from time to time, but right now it's blonde. Beautiful brown eyes. Has left side of nose and both ears pierced once. Usually caught sticking his tongue out in some way in a lot of his photos.

That Johnny Seward can really belt out a bass line.

Johnny Seward by Neil Drakkar August 22, 2006

Andrew Seward 

The man is authentically awesome. I mean, come on now, not only is he a nice person and a pleasure to watch live ....but have you seen his beard?

Andrew Seward is synonymous with all that is right with the world.

Andrew Seward by TheChickFromMontreal September 9, 2010

Ss Seward 

An absolutely terrible school, they say the dogs are coming but we’re not quite sure if they are. This school has broken water fountains, sores are smashed in and nobody gives a f*ck. The school lunch tastes like shit. This is the worst school in the Orange County 100%

Bro you go to ss Seward?
Yea it sucks!

Ss Seward by Mainbouwer December 5, 2019

Andrew Seward 

Bass player for against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.

Although not an official a vocalist, Seward has his own microphone at every show and can be heard singing back-up in the band's 2001 EP The Disco Before The Breakdown.

Andrew Seward makes love to the low end, and when he's done, he can make love to me.

Andrew Seward by donkey jim November 25, 2007

S. S. Seward 

The worst school ever!!! The food sucks and there is too much toxicity... You cannot be accepted for who you are!
DONT GO TO THIS SCHOOL!!!

Random Child: Do you go to S. S. Seward
Marz: Sadly, yes.
Child: Damn your life sucks!

S. S. Seward by Marz64 January 14, 2021