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promiscuous behaviour between 2 beings with flirtatious energy. often quoted as ‘seedy game’.
freya has seedy game
seedy by jimmytheseed June 11, 2023

Seedy gobble 

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.
Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.
Seedy gobble by BennyB January 16, 2013

Seedy Muffin 

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.
*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."
Seedy Muffin by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.
1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.

Sneed's Feed and Seed 

The joke is that it is Sneed's Feed and Seed which rhymes but the sign says it was 'formerly Chuck's. Therefore, it is funny because if the store used to be Chuck's then it must have been called Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck in order to maintain the rhyme scheme, but hilariously Feeduck and Seeduck arent actual words in the English language which is funny. Wow the Simpsons is such a great show how did the writers get away with this one
Sneed's Feed and Seed formerly Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck
Sneed's Feed and Seed by Based Dept February 19, 2021

Seedy Weedies 

A gang of teenagers who believe they are so cool that they can fix global warming. Neglected by society, Seedies Weedies define the group of outcasts who unite together to boost their confidence and ego. Seedies Weedies are good people, who make decisions which enforces social suicide. Ultimately, being a Seedy Weedy can mean more than one thing, however one thing’s for sure, they are the shit.
Wow, now he’s a part of the Seedy Weedies for conquering that act of public indecency!