Scientific Tourettes

When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.

Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-

Micah: -Flagella!

Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!

Scientific Tourettes by Vanna White, Alogna, & G~Nut March 27, 2010

scientific idiot

A type of person who will never change their view on a subject no matter how many facts you show them

Bob:The earth is round

Larry: No its flat
As you can see from the text, Larry is a scientific idiot
(Larry is an imaginary character)

scientific idiot by MortisBringerOfDoom September 10, 2021

Scientific Billy 

In a rude act while three young lads partake in a classified scientific experiment when they insert the three penises into the lassies front orifice in a triangle formation.

Hey there Scooter, gather your lab coat, call up Calvert and let’s perform this fucking Scientific Billy!

Scientific Billy by Vince Sasso June 29, 2022

Scientific name 

A scientific name is a name for an animal that is based off a dead language and is just used to make the name longer

The scientific name of a butterfly is rhopalocera

Scientific name by Leejas October 9, 2019

Scientific Adam 

A term used by scientists when talking about the theoretical "Adam" of the present day human race. Some scientists believe that mutations in a male's Y chromosome prove that one man fathered all of humanity.

Every male has their own unique mutation in the Y chromosome. That mutation is passed on to his son and his son's sons. Now a mutation has been discovered that seems to be in every male that has been tested, giving proof of a Scientific Adam

Scientific Adam by dat1coolkidd June 25, 2008

Scientific Notation

Dividing a single number by 10 then raise it to the power of how many numbers are behind it. Also known as complete and utter usless bullshit.

Math Teacher: "Wanna hear some utter bullshit?"

Student: "Wait, let me stop you right there. The answer is Scientific Notation."

Scientific Notation by undead-ciela December 15, 2014

Scientific Method 

Fuck around and find out

person one: "hey dude I dont know how to figure out how thos works"

person two: "dude, just use the scientific method"

person one: "ah, fuck around, find out. alsomost forgot"

Scientific Method by Filbo Ogies September 17, 2020