Nursing School 

4 years but the first year is spent taking watered-down science classes to get a 2.75GPA. Upon entrance to the program, clinicals are spent dispensing vitamins and fluffing pillows.

Nursing Student: I'm so glad I only need to get a 2.75 to get in nursing school, I think I'll stop going to class.

Nursing School by PerryCox May 6, 2020

nursing school 

A place where many will enter and few will graduate, run by the worse nursing instructors of mankind.

Well, I just got into nursing school, hmmm...... I wonder if I will graduate.

nursing school by krh90 September 3, 2009

Nursing School 

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a clinical student. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering.

Perks from nursing school include the ability to know when the moon is full without looking outside, tell what someone drank and their BAC by smell, and pulling all-nighters as training for overnight shifts after you graduate.

Nursing School by Killa Meplease, RN October 21, 2011

Nursery School Shit 

Dealing with friends, family, or co-workers who act like Nursery School Kids... Acting like a kid, when your an adult and should know better...Treating others like a little kid, instead of an a adult. Watching others fight over stupid shit...Adults who tattletale on each other...

'I'm goona tell the boss you took an extra 5 minute lunch!' "You Know What?! Whatever. I'm Not Gonna Get Involed In That. That's Nursery School Shit."

Nursery School Shit by Vapster2112 December 11, 2010

Rainbow Nursery School 

A Rainbow Party in which all the girls are under 18 years of age.

My dick hurts from Rainbow Nursery School

Rainbow Nursery School by erocnroll December 23, 2010

Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD) 

Depression brought on by the shit storm of nursing school

I was having a wonderful fucking summer then August happened and now I have Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)!

Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD) by J4ckofhe4rts October 13, 2015