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sandbaggin son of a bitch 

n; a person proficient in the art of bullshitting or embellishing in regard to a personal story. The story usually has to do with sexual escapades and/or improbable meetings with famous peoples.
A.
Person 1: Seamus, did I tell you about the time I motorboated Laura Bush?
Person 2: You sandbaggin son of a bitch!

B.
Let me tell you, that Seamus is a real sandbaggin son of a bitch!

sandbagging

A car that purposely slows down (especially in the fast lane) to impede you from passing them either on the left or right. Cars often use this maneuver while "passing" tractor trailers and moving the same speed or slightly faster than the trailer to slight the driver (s) behind them.
Yeah I was trying to pass and came up behind this car and soon as I was about to pass, he started sandbagging me for 3 miles.

Sandvaginitis 

The condition in sand enters the vagina, in which the person with such virus complains often, or no longer performs certain activities.
Konnor was about to do a backflip, when he contracted sandvaginitis
Sandvaginitis by J-Backstar870 August 1, 2012

Sandbagging the Moat 

The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.
Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.

Sandvagina 

An argumentative, contrary, temperamental or unruly person or thing. The term originally derives from the notion that a woman is grouchy because she has "sand in her vagina". However, the term can also being used on men, animals, or objects that exhibit these characteristics.
"Dave: help me define sandvagina.
Justin: no.
Dave: stop being a sandvagina and help me you ass."

"Matt's just being a little sandvagina because he isn't getting any cock action."
Sandvagina by DaveHarris December 9, 2008

sandbagging

My girlfriend and I went to the beach and she got a good ol' sandbagging.
sandbagging by kjb22 March 12, 2019