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Where the Bogans shop
Tracey: will you fuckin' kids shut the fuck up; Im buying some VB and wini blues and then we can get the fuck out of safeways

Shazza: Hey Tracey you old crack whore; what the fuck are you doing in safeways? The fuckin' footys on for fucks sake you bloody Bogan

Tracey: That prick Dazza sent me out for some piss and durries; the fuckin magpies are getting flogged anyway; fuckin team of Bogans
A grocery story with employees that call you by whatever typo your Safeway card has on it, or what your phone number says. This is an attempt to be personal, but it's rather creepy.

Otherwise, a decent store that annoyingly liberal people boycott for no reason, claming that Trader Joe's has better deals when it's actually a lot more expensive.
Ben the idiot went to Trader Joe's to buy his crystallized cane juice. Little did the moron realize it was just sugar with a new name, and he could have gotten the same thing for half the price at Safeway. CAPITALISM YAY.
Safeway by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005
When someone has sex standing against a frige in the frozen food section at any Safeway!!!
Chad safewayed a chick in brandons dream!!!
Safeway by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004

safeway feet

1. Soles of the feet that were blackened by walking barefoot through Safeway.

2. Term that describes very dirty feet.
Man, I haven't had shoes on all day and I got hella safeway feet.
safeway feet by ChipTM April 21, 2008

Safeway Girl 

A girl you date that's kept seperate from your regular social circle. A Safeway girl is quiet and low drama. She is a fallback girlfriend for when things don't work out with the hotter girls. Similar to a secret girlfriend but generally less ugly. Usual plain, boring, and safe.

Alt: Safeway girls are good starter girlfriends. See starter girl
I really want to take Karen to Prom but she's going with Ricky so I'll just have to bring my safeway girl.
Safeway Girl by MFn Connery July 23, 2012

Safeway shuffle 

When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.
Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.
Safeway shuffle by Nickie P February 7, 2012