A grocery story with employees that call you by whatever typo your Safeway card has on it, or what your phone number says. This is an attempt to be personal, but it's rather creepy.
Otherwise, a decent store that annoyingly liberal people boycott for no reason, claming that Trader Joe's has better deals when it's actually a lot more expensive.
Ben the idiot went to Trader Joe's to buy his crystallized cane juice. Little did the moron realize it was just sugar with a new name, and he could have gotten the same thing for half the price at Safeway. CAPITALISM YAY.
A girl you date that's kept seperate from your regular social circle. A Safeway girl is quiet and low drama. She is a fallback girlfriend for when things don't work out with the hotter girls. Similar to a secret girlfriend but generally less ugly. Usual plain, boring, and safe.
Alt: Safeway girls are good starter girlfriends. See starter girl
When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.