rubio

A spineless lump of nothing.

Don’t be such a rubio.

rubio by Onfire2025 February 28, 2025

rubio

The piece of shit you scrape off the bottom of your shoe.

“Don’t be such a fucking rubio — just think of what your mother would say.”

rubio by officialprizepatrol March 1, 2025

Rubio

A spineless lump of nothing. A cowardly, useless, worthless blob that sits passively when anything functional would get up and act or at least speak or at least sit up straight and display a facial expression.

Don't just sit there on the couch like a rubio. Sit up and say something! Stand up and act, instead of just getting rubioed by that trumpery fool! People will remember that at the critical moment, you decided to rubio instead of acting.

Rubio by Arcadia Jane Berger March 1, 2025

rubio

A spineless lump of nothingness.

Have strength, don’t be a rubio.

rubio by anonymous March 1, 2025

Rubio Reach Around 

When you Davis Dip the person or object you're making love to. Usually done with spicy foods such as; Fuego Taki's, Hot Cheetos, or Jack in the Box tacos drenched in hot sauce.

Grant: "Dood guess what!"
Rubio: "Damnit Grant! You made me drop my succulent Chocodile! What is it??"
Grant: *while eating a Jack in the Box taco* "You really need to stop eating those things, they're not good for you."
*Everyone nods in agreement*
Rubio: "Fuck y'all! Get ready to record this episode."
Laura: "Do we know how we're going to start it this time?"
Mike: "I could tell the story of when I got a Rubio Reach Around from Rubio at my party."
Rubio: "How do you remember that? You were blacked out!"
Grant: *gags* "Guys I don't know if I want to hear this story..."
Laura: "I'm all ears Mike."
*Cue Theme Song*

Rubio Reach Around by JewBoy98 February 15, 2020

Rubio Effect 

When you can't enjoy your summer or winter vacation because you're still tired from school

Martin.- Hey Melissa, are you going to comic con?!
Melissa.- I don´t think so, I still have some Rubio Effect

Rubio Effect by Knight of Crimson July 25, 2015

Marco Rubio 

Another name for the AR-15 because they are both easy to buy.

Dude, can you believe Chris was able to buy a Marco Rubio at the gun store even tho his license was expired .

Marco Rubio by Bestark February 23, 2018