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rollerblading

rollerblading is a sport where tricks look gud and you can grind ledges higher that your ankles
rollerblading by sam October 2, 2006

rollerblading

Fucking awesome

Owns this metallilbangeR at life

Without a doubt the greatest sport known to man
"I'm'a rollerblader"

"Wow you truely own everyone at life...since rollerbladers are best"
rollerblading by I'm cool July 8, 2005

rollerblading

Rollerblading and Rollerblade are trademark brands of 'INLINE SKATES". Saying I went rollerblading is like saying I Keelex'ed the blood off his knee.

Inline skating is a multi-disciplined sport including

1) SPEEDSKATING (Inline Speedskating)
2) TRICK/VERT/AGGRESSIVE (The rails, curbs, ramps)
3) FIGURE SKATING (Typically on conventional 2x2 rollerskates)
4) ROLLER HOCKEY (hockey on conventional 2x2 rollerskates)
5) INLINE HOCKEY (hockey on inline skates)
6) JAM SKATING (competitive dance routines to modern music)
7) ROLLER DERBY (flat track or banked track)

And to the 'fruitbooters' remark... inline skating is a sport that's recognized by the Olympics--skateboarding is a popular fetish among 10-15 year olds who can't drive.
Chachy: I'm going rollerblading later
Sammy: Don't you mean you're going inline skating?
Chachy: Yeah, same thing I guess
rollerblading by Athletes February 14, 2007

rollerblading

A recreation that is characterized by the inability to bail out (as in skateboarding) or brake (as in bicycling). This makes even routine rolling an extreme sport unless there are no hills or traffic.

Stylistically, it is possible to be as dashing as Mercury, the winged-foot messenger god. However skaters are usually squatting and flailing their arms as they try to balance, so they end up looking pretty flamboyant.

Athletically, you can go for speed, skateboard style tricks, or dance moves with cones (slalom). Unless you have flat wide space, survival is usually challenge enough.
When rollerblading, always choose a route with no stop signs at the bottom of hills. And whatever you do, don't bend at the waist and flail your arms in circles like a complete fruit.
rollerblading by TreeWeezel April 28, 2011

lollerblades 

Transportational footwear with added LOL.
"I'm just lollerblading around the loller-rink. I might go on the lollercoaster later"
lollerblades by parp March 13, 2003

rollerblading

When an obese woman lays on her stomach and bends her arms backwards causing her shoulder blades to come together. an man then puts his penis between her shoulder blades and begins thrusting back and forth thus causing his testicles to "roll" over her "blades".
Man i took that neck farter home last night and went rollerblading with her.
rollerblading by ninjagoblin May 24, 2009