Rip one 

To rip a fart louder than a metal beyblade in a bathtub.

fat guy: Bro I'm about to rip one.
fat guy 2: same bro.
*farts so loud it ruptures the space-time continuum*
fat guy: bro that was so loud we might get arrested for disturbing the peace.

Rip one by AvgRedditor January 5, 2021

Rip one 

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .

Andy! RIP ONE !!!!

Rip one by The Football wiz November 9, 2016

rip the onion 

Extremely good thing, best outcome possible, a higher level of 'cool'. Comes from onion rings. When the onion rips and you get equall parts breading and onion, as opposed to when the onion does not rip, and smacks you in the face and burns.

Bob: Hey, Jim, that concert was excellent!
Jim: Yeah, it did totally rip the onion.

-also-

Guy: I just won $2 million in the lotto. That so rips the onion!!

rip the onion by mister404 September 26, 2006

Rip a Fat One 

To rip a fat one is to rip a massive fart that could potentially cause an earthquake or rip a large hole in the pants.
This fart is usually extremely stinky, pretty much equivalent to the same gas used in world war 2 by the nazi executioners.

Jared - "Oi Atef! Rip a fat one!"
Atef - "*Rips a fat one*

Rip a Fat One by Atef Lord February 8, 2021

rip a hot one 

the art of taking a shot of booze

cochran you fat fucker, get over here and rip a hot one with me

rip a hot one by poopbandit#2 April 21, 2007

rip a thick one

To tear the widest of units, to defeat the largest of singulars, to rip the thickest one...

Lucas rip a thick one yesterday! He's dead

rip a thick one by NOON RAT October 19, 2020

Rip a big one 

A verb describing the events that take place after one consumes food from Taco Bell. These events may vary, but can include earthquakes, suddenly flying into the air, a sharp increase in atmospheric carbon dioxide, or the Earth being flung out of its orbit with the sun.

Her dinner caused her to rip a big one so good that NASA recruited her for their rocket design team.

Rip a big one by Brunolator May 18, 2024