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ridetrials 

1) Fucking someone so hard that you kill them and get put on trial for their murder.
bonus points: if you get a life sentence by shitting on their dead body

2) The act of inverting a penis and then proceeding to stroke to completion
1a) piss me off and I'll ridetrials you

1b) The jury determined she was guilty of ridetrials

1c) DEATH BY RIDETRIALS!

2) A - my dick is so sore
J - why what happened?
A - She ridetrialed me last night
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Mc Ride by mcridescum June 26, 2021
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Osceola train ride 

The Osceola Train ride is a sexual encounter where a person performs oral sex on a man and puts their finger into his anus and massages the prostrate, whilst saying "choo choo!"
"Hey man, have you ever had an Osceola train ride? " "yea, she was 3 knuckles deep last night!"

do not redeem

When a scammer is upset with you because you used up the gift cards they asked you to buy.
Person talking to scammer: "So I just have to enter the card number like this?"

Scammer: "NO SIR! DO NOT REDEEM!"

militia riders 

A motorcycle club established in Singapore in the 1990s modeled after the traditional motorcycle clubs from the USA and Europe. Originally formed in 1999, in honor of Singapore’s militia military, which had served the state since Singapore seceded from the Federation of Malaysia in 1965.

The club has since established chapters in Malaysia and America, and is recognized as one of the few clubs of Asian-origin to have crossed cultural and traditional borders into the USA outlaw motorcycle scene.
South East Asia has their own paramilitary affliations with links to motorcycle clubs such as the Militia Riders of Singapore.
militia riders by Sin City April 9, 2015

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie
Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

mong rider

A mong rider is an old style road bike. Often riden by 'hipsters' these days.
A: How are you getting to the party?
B: Riding my mong rider
mong rider by oneworddefinition August 17, 2011