day-resters 

Day-resters; casual clothing worn around the house whilst resting. This is usually done during the day, making them different from pyjamas.
Day-resters are usually worn while watching television, lying on the couch or playing video games, and can be any comfy, loose-fitting attire worn for the sake of comfort, not fashion.

``Hey man, I'm not up for going out today. Think I'll just throw on my day resters and chill.''
Or
``It's been a long day at work. I''m gonna change into my day resters and hang on the couch this afternoon.''
OR ``Why you still got your day-resters on child? We're going to church!''

day-resters by TetrisLee February 3, 2010

Gabber on ye router 

A term usually used by Australians, to let someone know they are going to DDoS someone.

- Jack: OMG, you got so rekt! What's the score, 8-0?
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.

Gabber on ye router by notalexfromorigin November 23, 2014

Anus Renter 

One who rents Anus

through lack of financing or inability to commit to a purchase. the anus is rented

used as an insult

Don't be an anus renter, stop hogging all the chips

Hey anus renter, I'm banging your mom!!!

Anus Renter by Galgamoth September 20, 2007

routermonkey 

Routermonkey (noun)

A person who’s vocation centers on design and/or maintenance of internetworking infrastructure which generally consists of; data routers, switches and firewalls.

The routermonkey is typically very curious regarding “cause and affect relationships” (example – If I remove this route… what will break) they tend to be very clandestine by nature, usually only associating with the IT uber class. A routermonkey very rarely will speak to an actual “end user” as their social skills are poor. A routermonkey’s vocabulary consists of mostly acronyms and routinely attempt to explain binary to decimal conversion and the like, generally placing their audience into a hypnotic like state. If forced to explain details of network related tasks to a outsider – most routermonkey’s resort to drawing pictures using a program called “Visio”.

Routermonkey’s covet internetworking industry certifications such as:
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate)
CCNP (Cisco Certified Network Professional)
And the routermonkey holly grail being CCIE (Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert)

IT Manager, Q: "why is the network so slow? Did you make any changes today"

Routermonkey, A: "It depends on what you mean by chages??"

routermonkey by Barney Gaumer August 24, 2007

restercising 

doing nothing in-particular with maximum effort.

bill: "what are you gonna do now g"
george:"i figure a bit of restercising is in order"
bill: "don't strain yourself"

restercising by m roe June 23, 2008

reterding 

This occurs when you have shits so bad that after you take a dump, then return for another round, the toilet seat is still warm.

I am reterding so bad, I can't ever go back to Titos taco shack.

reterding by Quincy627 May 23, 2016

Wifi router 

PS5

I can't wait to play GTA 5 on my $500 wifi router

Wifi router by Cartoonlover69 July 21, 2020