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The Red Beard 

“The Red Beard”- You are on the rag and you seduce your boyfriend into your dark bedroom and convince him to give you face, leaving him with a memorable bloody face.
Girl: "Babe, I am really horny...Lets go to bed and Ill give you the best blow job of your life."
Boy: "Okay babe, but only if you give me the red beard again like last month."
The Red Beard by XstoryX May 8, 2011
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Captain Red Beard's Pearls 

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

captain ricky red beard 

aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.
"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"

-Alex Garcia

Captain Red Beard 

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.
Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.
Captain Red Beard by Djish91 November 27, 2016

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage 

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.
Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

red bearding 

Eating your lady friend out on her period
Matt quirin frequently participates in red bearding
red bearding by dick bohner December 20, 2010

Captain Redbeard 

Male who has red facial hair despite having a completely different hair color (typically brown). On a "Captain Redbeard" the red facial hair is typically prominent yet patchy and frequently has no genetic justification.
Hey Captain Redbeard, why don't you dye your beard a normal color?