Recession 

A recession is whatever definition democrats choose it to be in order to fill their own narratives.

That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet

Recession by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022

recession 

a solid collection of prehistoric ingredients referring to the colossal time trap between the 18th and 19th centuries with a dash of tapioca pudding

You better pick up that recession over there by that turtle or else you will get pregnant and die.

recession by kdizzle90210 March 10, 2008

Recession 

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management

Recession - Nigeria government (2020)

Recession by ussy04otu November 24, 2020

Recession Beard 

A beard grown after being laid off, due to the lack of need to maintain a certain caliber of appearance. Most commonly found during recession, or other forms of economic depression, when jobs are lost en masse. The loss of job makes the unemployed male down in the dumps, and the laziness makes him less likely to shave.

Tom: I lost my job at the auto plant a few weeks ago.
Bill: So, that would explain that scrappy thing on your jaw.
Tom: Yeah, it's my Recession Beard. Is it really that scrappy?

Recession Beard by Adumbration December 22, 2008

recession dating

When you go out on a date with someone you're not interested in to get a free meal due to the state of the economy.

Sure, he's ugly. But the economy isn't too hot right now, we all have to resort to recession dating.

recession dating by klopstock February 11, 2009

recession roadkill

one of the many thousands of people who have been laid off or lost their jobs because of the recession.

I get to sit on my couch all day and surf the net because I'm recession roadkill.

recession roadkill by queenmindi January 15, 2009

Recession-burger 

An alternative term for the "McDouble" at McDonalds fast-food restaurants. It is the same as a "Double cheeseburger", minus one piece of cheese. These are now seperate items on the menu because of the "high cost" of cheese since the economic troubles in the United States. A"double cheeseburger" would cost about $0.40 more than a "McDouble".

"Yeah, can I have 2 McChickens, a recession-burger, and a large fry...?"

Recession-burger by Gracie4766 August 19, 2009