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real music

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n.Music made that that has no help of hot music video girls, implants, gimmicks, voice enhancers, steroids, or repeating a single lyric over and over because your big name and street cred will automatically make anyone buy your crappy rap music no matter how much it sucks and love it in fear of being socially rejected despite the fact that your early career as a free styler was a million times more inventive and would have impressed those haters at the FCC somehow and saved white people across the world a lot of time typing up angry letters, posts, dictionary inserts, etc.
-Why are you listening to Usher? Bach was the last real musician!
--yo, shut the **** up foo befo I knock yo ***! HE use only 10 real word of dis english, making it easy for me and my ghetto culture allies to comprehend.
-SHutup, Mike, and stop pretending you're black.
real music by Trex July 21, 2004

real music

Music that does not contain any lyrics written or sung by Justin Beiber.
Real music is any groups of varying notes that does not include Justin Beiber.
real music by Thanny Canadian November 10, 2015

Real Music

The dumbass' way of saying their favorite musical genre.
Guy 1: "Bro, dubstep is not real music"
Guy 2: "Shut the fuck up, real music is not a thing"
Real Music by DarkenedX08 October 21, 2016

Real Music

It is what baby boomers call music in the 80s and before. Anything after that is "bad and not real music."
You stupid kids don't know what real music is. It's always with your raps and rocks and rolls.
Real Music by Roblox Steve December 13, 2019

Real Music

Real Music is a term used by people who prefer certain types of music, music that is most commonly not defined as Real Music to them is game music and music without lyrics.
Real Music is all music, from Rap to Hip Hop to Instrumental to Game Music.
"Why do you listen to that garbage, that isn't real music!"

"How about you learn what an opinion is, then you can come back to me."
Real Music by BlueEngland September 19, 2020

real music

not kpop.
Person 1: OMGMGMGMG I LOVE KPOP LIKE BTS IS SOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!
*kpop song plays*
Person 2: Ew what is this trash? Kpop isn't real music!
Person 3: What are you talking about? There is no such thing as "real music". Any type of genre is still considered music.
Person 4: Country music is better.