putana de plastica

1) a plastic bitch.

2) a mannequin-looking bitch that thinks she's all that but really she's just shit from the toilet.

that putana de plastica makes me wish i had a chainsaw! i wanna go texas chainsaw massacre on her ass!!

putana de plastica by betito79 June 8, 2005

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Putana Madonna

An extremely vulgar phrase in Italian. Putana means slut/whore/prostitute. The Madonna is Mary, the mother of Jesus. "Madonna" is sometimes translated as "mother of God."

If you say this phrase, you're basically calling Jesus's mom a whore.

Uomo 1: "Mia moglie è incinta da un altro uomo"
Uomo 2: "Putana Madonna! Crepi!"

Putana Madonna by diovero August 21, 2007

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filio de putana

"Son of a bitch!" in Italian.

(While driving in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn)
Va fangool! Filio de putana!

filio de putana by il mafioso March 16, 2010

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madonna puttana

Madonna Puttana is an useful italian expression.
It may assume several meaning depending on the situation.
The origin of the exclamation come from the beginning of times, where Madonna got pregnant by the Mule and not from Giuseppe, her husband, who was the first to say 'Madonna Puttana'

moeghea madonna puttana !
Please shut up!

ehh madonna puttana !
What have you done?

Varda madonna puttana !
I did know it! It happened.

ehh Madonna (stra)puttana dio can!
We have (serious) trouble.

Chi xe sta? A madonna puttana ?
Who did it? It wasn't you, was you?

madonna puttana

madonna puttana by CCqq January 17, 2009