Pulled himself out of his own ass 

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

Pulled himself out of his own ass by Informerer December 19, 2008

I pulled it out of my asshat 

An explanation for an embarrassingly ridiculous idea.

OK, well I was profoundly drunk and I pulled it out of my asshat!

I pulled it out of my asshat by Dr Bunnygirl May 13, 2023

Pulled that right out of your ass 

To make something up, usually with no formal evidence or concrete support.

Person A: why is Black Friday called that?
Person B: because that's the Friday on which the black market is the most active.
Person A: you just pulled that right out of your ass.

Pulled that right out of your ass by Maorezz November 19, 2018

pulled a rabbit out of the hat 

(n.)

1.) Phrase one uses when someone pulls off an amazing stunt or feat that all said persons friends swore was impossible.

"So apparently John actually got her to have sex with him."
"Now way, she's head of the cheer leading squad and he's just a tech nerd!"
"Ya man, she admitted it too."
"Wow, I guess John really pulled a rabbit out of the hat this time huh?..."

pulled a rabbit out of the hat by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009

pulled a wild hare out of my ass

Miraculously getting the motivation to accomplish something difficult and actually pulling it off in the last minute.
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A combination of the phrases "pull it out of my ass" (i.e. doing something difficult in the last minute) and "got a wild hare up my ass" (i.e. unexpectedly having motivation to do something).

I pulled a wild hare out of my ass and wrote my 10 page report starting at 3am the night before it was due.

pulled a wild hare out of my ass by Gypsy Scotty March 15, 2011

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's 

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's

Noone Wil ever Know If I Pulled The Make Shift Arrow Out Of The Iguana's by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

pilled out

to be very high on pills... mostly used when refering to opiod painkillers.

"I spend most of my time totally pilled out"

"Did you seen J last night?"
"Yeah she was so pilled out she was nodding off at the bar"

pilled out by J...... May 31, 2006