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prostitosticles 

Usually, the prostitosticles are the underveloped mammary glands of the famed prostitot species.
However. it is also quite common to find the prostitosticles of a prostitot prematurely overdeveloped due to a freakish side effect of growth hormones in modern food.
1. Man 1: Holy crap, check out the tits on that chick!
Man 2: Dude, she's like 10....

Man 1: How do you know?
Man 2: She's coming out of an Elementary School....
Man 1: But she's wearing a mini skirt a low cut tank top.
Man 2: yeah, well they sell those in Libby Loo.
Man 1: aww dude, i think i just vomited in my mouth a little bit.
Man 2: Fucking Bratz dolls...
2.The prostitot was bearing her prostitosticles to the other children on the playground. these of course, looked nothing like her mothers breasticles, and were very similar to a a skinny mans' neck fat being pushed together.

Prostitots 

Pre-teen girl who thinks that she is actually more mature than she is. She dresses like she is 25 (a slutty 25 year old), wears, tons of makeup, and usually smokes and drinks. These girls usually hang out at malls (since they cant get in anyplace else). Since the mall is the only place these girls go on Friday and Saturday nights they usually dress like they are going to the party of the year. They are the only people at the mall dressing like they are going to a club (even when it is 20 degrees outside).
Ew, Bob, dont look at that girl! She is a prostitot and TOTALLY too young for you!
Prostitots by prettyinpink May 13, 2005

Kazakhstan's Prostitutes 

The cleanest in the region. Except of course Turkmenistan's.

Related: Borat , Comedy , Kazakhstan , Bigotry
"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world,

all other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium!

Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of the Tinshein swimming pool;
it's length thirty metre and width six metre.

Filtration system a marvel to behold,
It removes 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan,

they very nosey people withe bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan, industry best in the world,

we invented toffee and the trouser belt.

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region,

except of course for Turkmenistan's.

Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place,

from plains of Tarashenk to Northern Fence of Jewtown.

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader,

from junction with testes to tip of its face"

Prostitots 

Young girls who act like hoes and prostitutes. Any underage female (often referred to as 'toddlers' because of their age) that is and/or dresses promiscuous and slutty. Young girls acting slutty and trying to deceive men that they are of age and able to 'party'.
Look at her...she can't be more than 16 and trying to take that older guy home...what a prostitot!

This party is such a tease...full of nothing but worthless little prostitots!
Prostitots by Clever99 May 23, 2011

Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes 

A group of people who may appear to be awkward together but instead, they aren't. The Jk's and BP's are a group of friends who like to make music together. They are commonly lower-level university students.
ex.) Those JK's and BP's will be at open mic tonight, wanna go?
Sorry, I can't come. I am hanging out with Jeff Kingsbury and the British Prostitutes.

prostitues

Danish people who can't spell the word "prostitutes".
You and your asian prostitues.

Prostitutish 

Similar to the definition "whorish." One who presents themselves in a sexual manner, while expecting some type of gratuity in return. Being in a drunken state of mind isn't necessary to act this way, however alcohol is usually involved.
That chick was making out with me and then told me to buy her a beer. I am not in the capable financial means at the moment, so I told her prostitutish ass to step off.
Prostitutish by Cervatra August 6, 2011