Premarital sex

When a guy and girl, guy and guy, girl and girl or possible girl guy and girl, girl guy and guy, girl girl and girl, guy guy and guy etc. Get together and take a shit on what our lord and savior Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Aka Satan worshipers.

Will and Natalie engaged in premarital sex, so I went to church to pray for their souls.

Premarital sex by Greentesties June 11, 2019

Premarital Sex

A sin against the Christian God

The band teacher and the theology teacher had premarital sex three times before 10am. 😎

Premarital Sex by SkippingWorkForSex May 2, 2022

Premarital Sex

The word means:

1: Fornication is a term which refers to consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. In contrast adultery is consensual sex where one or both of the partners are married to someone else

1: Person One - Hey... This guy asked me for premarital sex the other day...

Person Two - What did you say?

Person One - No, I am against it. I am not yet married!

Premarital Sex by Clubmeber August 19, 2008

premarital foot/toe holding 

-putting your feet/toes together before marriage (founding members- Clara, Landon; First test subject- Serenity)

me and my boas (boy-uhs) gots to see it through with our premarital foot/toe holding

premarital foot/toe holding by GemSparkle1000 November 13, 2021

Premarital breathing 

This is the worst sin ever comitted by a human-being if you ever encounter someone doing this stab them their lungs and procced to tbag their face.
Even Jesus did premarital breathing and look wat happened to him.

im sweating let me have some premarital breathing

Premarital breathing by that is wat she said:) February 10, 2021

premarital interdigitation

n. The act of holding hands before marriage.

Formed from "pre-" meaning before, "marital" meaning marriage, "inter" meaning joining, "digit" meaning finger.

Often is used by someone to give another an awkward scare because it reminds them of premarital intercourse.

Mom: So..have you and Jake had premarital interdigitation?
Daughter: Oh yeah! On the couch, on the bed, on the floor, in the kitchen, at a restaurant, looking at the stars, on a walk, ...etc.

premarital interdigitation by BrianGuyan July 4, 2011

premarital marriage 

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

premarital marriage by Logan_____ May 5, 2020