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Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.
Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.
Portal by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021

Portal 2 

The best, best, BEST game that has ever even existed in this lifetime!
Person 1: "What do you think is the best game ever?"
Person 2: "Portal 2 of course!!"
Portal 2 by Eoin195314235r1245 August 17, 2018

Portal High 

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.
Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.
Portal High by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008

portal astrology 

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.
"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
portal astrology by udcollege March 30, 2021

Portal Slap 

Killing an enemy (i.e. Halo 2) using a portal.
Dude, I just portal slapped that bitch.
Portal Slap by *xXx* April 4, 2007

Portal 2 

The second game in the Portal series set to release in February 9, 2011 by game company Valve.
Guy 1: Man, I can't wait til Halo Reach comes out. I'm going to play it for years!

Guy 2: Psh, Halo. I'm going to be playing Portal 2.
Portal 2 by Nintendeon August 25, 2010