A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.

Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies

“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”

Perth Pokies by SDSyd December 10, 2025

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The Posies

A great but criminally little-known alt rock group around mostly in the eighties and nineties. Best songs: (In my opinion!) Solar Sister, Earlier than Expected. Heavily influenced by Big Star, and they sound like they were influenced by Teenage Fanclub. Most popular album is probably Frosting On The Beater.

Me: Er, I like The Posies?
Other person: You what?

The Posies by FrequentlyConfusedTeenager January 4, 2009

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