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Pink Cowgirl Hat 

Typically worn by untrustworthy women and sorority members with a lack of respect for themselves. Can typically be found at bars, and heard making annoying screaming sounds with other women of that nature. No matter how attractive, one must not trust a women in a pink cowboy hat. She will be the end of you.
“Where is that annoying screaming coming on from?”

“It’s those girls wearing pink cowgirl hats.”
Pink Cowgirl Hat by Garylarryjerry September 23, 2021
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Pink Falafel Hat 

The Pink Falafel Hat is a sexual maneuver in which your girlfriend takes a raging dump on your head, followed closely by the insertion of your entire cranium (crap included) into her vagina. Vertically.
I knew that she was into scat, but to my surprise, she totally BEGGED me to give her a Pink Falafel Hat!
Pink Falafel Hat by Pr1nc355 September 10, 2008

pink hatter

One of the new-found "fans" of the Boston Red Sux who has limited to no knowledge of the game of baseball, and who buys expensive and scarce tickets to the ball game because of the frat-party like atmosphere, and so he or she can brag of their allegiance around the water cooler. The pink hatter is so named because their team apparrel purchases are unconventional in color, and are merely chosen in an attemp to call attention to themselves and their amplified hipster factor. Pink hatters can be found in the ballpark taking the seat of a more interested and less casual fan that was unable to get a ticket.
Did you see the movie Fever Pitch where Drew Barrymore gets hit in the head by a baseball at a game because she is using her lap-top computer? That scene was meant to be humorous, but it made light of the serious problem of the confluence of pink hatters to Fenway Park. Geez, bandwagon fannery has certainly gotten out of control.
pink hatter by Hipster Hater March 29, 2008

pink-pussy-hatter 

An individual who dons a pink-pussy-hat.
There were so many pink-pussy-hatters marching outside the Trump rally.

Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!

Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!
Black pink add new member or throw out member? I hate Ms Hema you should get out from the travel and tourism shop!
A non-intersectional trans-exclusive radical feminist who generally fights for nobody but white cisgender women, screams oppression when told she is racist, and assumes vagina = woman despite this being sometimes untrue. Not to be confused with Pink hat.
A: did you see Brenda at the Women's March yesterday? She was wearing a vagina hat and yelling something about p*ssy.
B: ugh, what a Pinkhat. I'm glad I didn't go.
Pinkhat by Godiloveoboes January 22, 2017

The_pinkhat_vr 

If you ever see this name in gorilla tag run, he runs smartly, swiftly, sneakily, and fast
It's the_pinkhat_vr get him!
Wait where did he go he runs to fast
The_pinkhat_vr by The_Pinkhat February 25, 2022