pener pal 

Two male friends... with benefits.

Aww, Plal misses his pener pal.

pener pal by miss grace December 2, 2004

pener slayer 

when a girl gets a lot of penis

wow that girl is such a pener slayer

pener slayer by jhaosfsfemyan December 6, 2016

Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom

Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it

Pener in the Bum by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 29, 2019

smol pener 

A man that has a small penis

Man Max has a smol pener.

smol pener by Mxjc2018 March 28, 2017

centimeter pener 

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

centimeter pener by dlow12 May 4, 2007

Ur pener a schemer 

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

Ur pener a schemer by Mommi.marco May 18, 2018

smol pener 

A small penis. also what disturbing the hìgh wizard cat gives you

whoosh, you have smol pener

smol pener by youremomgiey November 17, 2018