Paralyzed Bro 

The state when you are being incapacitated due to abusing your computer/TV i.e. too much gaming, surfing on the internet or getting stoned by the TV commercials.

Dudebro - Hey, wanna shoot/slice some evil creatures or actually do something outside?

Paralyzed Bro - Nah, I rather write with my friends on facebook than being with 'em.

(Paralyzed Bro - No, insert excuse here.)

Paralyzed Bro by xHoodwinked August 23, 2010

Paralyzed Pigeon

A pigeon that resembles a penis but is paralyzed from the testicles up

Man that guy last night had a Penis like a (Paralyzed Pigeon)

Paralyzed Pigeon by Atomic Butthole August 2, 2011

Paralyzed Nympho 

A combination of throat babies and dope fairies that are so tweeked out that they never sleep they get so quite to trick u into falling asleep so they can rob ur shit and put it into there fanny packs or tweeker bags and maintain they dont know shit and during tweeker sex they so still they paralyzed but they a nympho

Man that paralyzed nympho was so tweeked we fucked all night she never moved i fell asleep and woke up the next day and was missing my hand held my torch my dope and my dog.

Paralyzed Nympho by Star39.. December 6, 2020

paralyzed pussy 

Paralyzed pussy: the female version of blue balls.

“Tony from tinder left me with a paralyzed pussy after he busted only 4 strokes in. I had to use a vibrator to finish myself off after he left.”

paralyzed pussy by Squinty October 13, 2019

Paralyzed Adam 

Guy who on friends party pissed bed of that friend a spit on his step dad. (This is product of drinking beer and moonshine)

He did Paralyzed Adam on Peters birthday.

Paralyzed Adam by AkatsukiShrek69 April 4, 2021

Puppy Paralyzed 

When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.

I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.

I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.

Puppy Paralyzed by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012

Practily paralyzed

When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.

Man when I see a possible confrontation on this girls homefront I get Practily paralyzed.

Practily paralyzed by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019