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A very Mysterious Dry man, Known to few. He is a Heartbreker and a Gentlman all at the same time. He is very dirty, but always clean, yet he never gets wet. He is also known by :3 and " The Driest man in the World".
Airyn: OMG! Is that Pancho across the Street eating a Taco!

Adam: World Of Warcraft! Is It!

Airyn: Nevermind... that guy is all sweaty.

Adam: Can't be Pancho then, everyone knows Pancho can't get wet.
Pancho by coconuts are lies October 28, 2010
Pancho is a tiny man who's often associated with a gaffy ollo. He has a little weenie and is known for his moodswings.
OMFG that guy suddenly got fucking angry! He has to be a Pancho
Pancho by Fons Smeur March 23, 2022
A Pancho is the spanish word for Hotdog. Nickname of the crack dealer that is always in the back of the alley wearing the same blood stained shirt every Monday.

It can also mean a gay black blanket that shines at night and is commonly used in porn videos. And it could be "small dick".

Word used to define a person that buys those TV ads machines to make gym because he is gay.

Person that has a van with the sign "free candy" written.
1. Give me a pancho asshole.
2. The Pancho of the alley tried to get me to buy some crack when some dudes began to chase him and beat the hell out of him with a bat.
3. Hey sweetie, come join me in my pancho.
4. I have a pancho.
5. He is a pancho, he can't even make a sit up so he buys stupid crap.
6. That pancho was giving away free candy.
Pancho by DoinYoMum June 18, 2011
Awesome talking parrot :)))))) !!!
A: take pancho outside he hurts my head .
J: oh my gosh mom u hurt my head .
pancho by candy girl36 November 6, 2017
Basically a kid who wear crocs and enjoys partying and likes to scam people in RL
Pancho Sacmmed me in RL while wearing crocs
Pancho by ThatBoiBeDope August 10, 2018
A man who does your lawn. He steals your job because your lazy ass is always late. His favorate food is beans and rice because thats all he can afford and is always wear some high quality limited sketchers.
I woke up and gave pancho

beans for doing my lawn