i rest on your face 

Butt-head's pun of "i rest my case" as uttered in the episode "The Trial".

And thus, we can conclude that my theory is correct. I rest on your face.

i rest on your face by dub_version July 24, 2015

cream on your face 

To project white bodily fluids onto the face of the person who is pleasuring you

Your unbelievable...You pleasure me precisely with your mouth and tongue stimulating my genitals to the point where i yell (I'm Gonna CUM)...You say (CUM on my face)...I want more...so instead I cream in your mouth...look that one up too...its better than cream on your face

cream on your face by Prudence Prue January 19, 2008

egg on your face

To be extremely embarrassed. Usually the embarassment is the result of one's own actions. Not sure of the origin, but it may come from when clowns are at a circus and they have eggs thrown at them because of their goofy acts or when actors had eggs thrown at them performing in plays a couple of centuries ago.

"I am sure you still have egg on your face after causing a scene in the mall and later finding out that your boyfriend was in the mall with his neice from Chicago instead of another girl".

egg on your face by VaNellie September 28, 2005

Balls on your face 

To physically or verbally place one's scrotum in anothers face.

Girl: Sorry, I don't want to go out with you...
Boy: BALLS ON YOUR FACE, BITCH!

Balls on your face by Liverquake May 24, 2012

i'll sit on your face 

inviting someone to give you oral sex

ill sit on your face and u can suk my huge cock
OR
ill sit on your face and u can lik my sweet pussy

i'll sit on your face by sexy_commando_pussy March 29, 2005

you got blood on your face you big mistake

You just wanted a mug that sang we will rock you. I know. YOU F- no no no I love that song too lol

I wAnTeD a wE WiLl rOcK yOu MuG. You got blood on your face you big mistake 💯🤧😏

you got blood on your face you big mistake by -Harmony edber July 7, 2021

poop on your face 

to show someone that you are better than them and that you were right and they were wrong

Ex. COCO: my shoes are in the bedroom

SHAGGY: no they are not

COCO: let me go check cause you are wrong

COCO: SHAGGY you were right and i was wrong

SHAGGY: i knew it poop on your face

poop on your face by 3r1ka91107 July 27, 2010