Skip to main content

Ovarian Obliteration 

A 9th level spell only used by the highly skilled wizards. It is Similar to Testicular Torsion. Ovarian Obliteration can allow the user to completely destroy a female's ovaries causing irreparable damage or even death.
Karen: I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER ASAP

Merlin: Shut your trap you witch, OVARIAN OBLITERATION!
Ovarian Obliteration by Jamal 👴 February 22, 2024

TikThot Obliterator 

The Ability to obliterate any nearby thot in the nearby vicinity with a single and fatal blow

(Can also obliterate thots using TikTok)
As Jared looks around the room he notices a lot of thots on TikTok so he decides to become the TikThot Obliterator and kill every single thot he sees

orphan obliterator 

The act of screaming " FOR MOTHER RUSSIA" while dropkicking a homeless orphan to the curb and shoving a bottle of vodka into their genital area
Yo i just used the orphan obliterator on this homeless girl yesterday

Orphan Obliterator 

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Orphan Obliterator going around town?

Person 2: Yes?

Person 1: Wait you have no parents-

Person 2: AHHHHHHHHH-

Anal obliterator 

An object one uses in any use of anal destruction, causing 3rd degree burns and an exploded rectum.
Man 1: Last night i had to go to the hospital for colon reconstruction.

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: I got destoyed by an anal obliterator

Man 2: oh, that sucks... so, i hear you queef?

The Obliterator 

The sexual artform know as The Obliterator is quite possibly the most destructive act in sex today. It requires insertion of a fully erect penis into a anus and insertion of both testicles into the vagina, one at a time.

Then you begin to rock back and forth in a violent manner, preferebly while flailing your arms wildly and screaming at the top of your lungs.
"Hey Susan, it's me, Jonathan. I was hoping you would let me come over and obliterate the fuck out of you. Cool? See you at karaoke tuesday."

"Hello, my name is Erica and I was recently a victim of The Obliterator from 3 differet men in one night. I've had abortions and I can no longer walk. God, it was great."
The Obliterator by jamesisdead September 26, 2007