It's not you it's me 

Complete bullshit

Person 1: I'm so so sorry but I can't have a relationship right now. It's not you it's me
Person 2: that's total bullshit. Just break up with me in an honest way and don't lie

It's not you it's me by lewis stylinson September 24, 2015

Let Us (Not You) Plays

noun
1. A variation of a Let's Play. In Let Us (Not You) Plays, several people participate in a video game, as opposed to just one person. These types of Let's Plays were supposedly named by internet comedian and Youtube user Max Laughton, better known by his pseudonym dshban.

1. "'Let Us (Not You) Plays' are thought to have been created by Max Laughton."

Let Us (Not You) Plays by magicdance August 6, 2010

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch 

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby

“I’m gonna go fuck your man”
“I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch”

I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020

it's not you, it's me 

I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.

Girl: Listen, Harry, we need to talk...

Harry: huhuhuh whatfor sexy hot girl?

Girl: Look... it's not you, it's me. I don't think this is working out.

it's not you, it's me by billus April 1, 2004

it's not you, it's me 

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

it's not you, it's me by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

it's not you, it's me 

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

it's not you, it's me by Sarah July 18, 2004

It's not you it's me 

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

It's not you it's me by Allie February 3, 2004