noid 

a noid is a red being that feasts on fear, pain, dread, etc. it enjoys eating pizza and smoking dank. watch out for him.

guy 1: shit man, do you smell pizza?
guy 2: yeah man. its the noid. we need to leave.
guy 1: i agree, i feel a sense of sadness and pain.

noid by mr. worlwide dale March 16, 2022

noid 

An unpleasant, stupid, or ineffectual person. (Note: my friends coined this in college in 1983--before the Domino's pizza ads)

Shut up, noid!

noid by Bob St. Cul April 2, 2003

Noid 

A misspelling of the word nerd. Commonly used by members of the official Michigan GC and founded by @UMvsEveruone

Tyler, stop being such a fucking noid

Noid by Noid man June 17, 2020

noid 

The proper way of pronouncing "nerd" if you are a nerd.

Hey!!! Get off my star wars lunchbox NOIDS!!

noid by nerd-mobile March 14, 2011

noid 

An affectionate term for handicapped people, short for spaznoid.

Really? My brother is a noid too, but he was born with it.

noid by casperoony July 16, 2008

noid 

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

noid by arskiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 25, 2017

Noid 

A real abnoctious person most likley your bro or sis

Dude you are a real Noid.

Noid by MArvelgirl August 5, 2008