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She’s a witch, please call Child-Services
My mom is gonna kill me if I tell her I ate all he Ice-Cream, damn I’m fat.
MY MOM by HeyMyNameIsUnknown April 13, 2019
dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore
my mom by random guyyyy June 7, 2004
She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡
My mom is the best!
My mom by Layla12345 September 22, 2019
How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
My mom by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005
The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.
:

When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend "Gabby" asks her a question.

Gabby: Hey, where did you come from?
Rachel: My mom.
my mom by Twilght_girl_0012 February 20, 2009
my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick
My Mom by jake April 6, 2003