my president is black 

Something people started saying after Barack Obama was elected as president. President Obama is actually half white, with the other half being black African. Fox News accuses him of being a Soviet despite having no idea what Marxism-Leninism even is.

My president is black, my Lambos blue...

my president is black by kmfr November 4, 2010

Black ice my ass 

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.

Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"

Black ice my ass by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist.

Stop processing my win in black jack as a loss, you pussy drawist. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Black guy stole my bike 

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"

Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?

Black guy stole my bike by Harro Erryone September 7, 2010

Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier

Person 1:Have you ever heard of Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier?
Person 2:What the fuck.

Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier in yo ass cheecks.

Hd among us big black gay furry with deez fat nuts in my mouth creammy sloppy tooppy floppy feddy faber bitches gay furry balls porn with Markiplier by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022

black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV

dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

black people stole my TV by lolz_burger December 13, 2012

6 Big black dudes in my ass 

The art of getting your ass dominated by 6 black dudes

Bill:I got 6 big black dudes in my ass last night

Bob: cool

6 Big black dudes in my ass by Your dad is gone lol December 20, 2021