murderlize 

Excessive murdering of someone or something

"damn he really murderlized that steak"
"i'm going to murderlize yo ass"

murderlize by oyizzle January 5, 2009

murderize the babies 

This is a humorous expression when pets play too rough.

Tiger and Fluffy were rough, so l feared when they wrestled the kittens they might murderize the babies!

murderize the babies by I, Wreckerrr May 24, 2021

"and then my cousin got murdered..." 

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

"and then my cousin got murdered..." by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009

murderlize 

To defeat by an overwhelming margin.

Our Little League team got murderlized in the playoffs.

murderlize by J. McCrackan August 30, 2005

murderize 

To obliterate, destroy, or kill something, usually a living being, using excessive violence and/or force.
Another way to describe murderizing something would be overkill.

It is not used often, and even when it is used it is often ridiculous and non serious

Katelyn murderized the cockroaches with her flamethrower

Alex murderized his friend with a dull knife for his satanic ritual.

After being infuriated by her neighbor's actions, Natalie murderized the entire city with nuclear weapons.

murderize by Axipixel October 6, 2015

Then My Cousin Got Murdered 

"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!

Then My Cousin Got Murdered by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

Murdered By Words 

When you get fucked by someones words and don't have anything else to say back to them

Person1: Wat's up how did the quarrel go with him?
Person2: I just got fucking Murdered by words he is too intelectual for me

Murdered By Words by Lil bitch that has a ditch May 26, 2020