The Laptop Mizer 

a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.

Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*

The Laptop Mizer by Robert "This Fucking Sucks" M. January 18, 2009

Dick Mizer 

An individual presented by another dickhead who competes to obtain the highest standard of sarcasm and dicklitude.

Marc being the Dick Mizer that he is, called Mechelle back right after she hung up on him and as soon as she answered her phone he called her a dicklopediac and immediately hung up on her.

Dick Mizer by Mechelle Baker December 16, 2008

malice mizer 

A GROUP OF FAGS
that play shit

bitch bitch bitch
BLAH BLAH FUCK

malice mizer by asshatFUCKER May 10, 2005

Friggen Huar Mier 

noun: for when some really special kid repetitively runs their mouth without thought during math because they have special needs. Also can be generally applied to anyone when you need them to STFU without the teacher smashing you from behind. Typically the first user of this word is the superior special forces operator at the table.

Example 1: STFU Friggen Huar Mier, I'm friggen trying to do fuggin work!

Friggen Huar Mier by the yeetster 64 March 4, 2019

green miner 

An individual whom probes a bowl of weed for urburnt green.

Look at Ian probing that bowl, what a green miner.

green miner by MajDeath December 10, 2008

The Mierdas Touch 

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.

The Mierdas Touch by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018

Diamond Miner 

An upgraded version of a gold digger. Gold diggers are mid level money grabbin' hos. Diamond miners are once that really go for the tycoons and billionaires. The highest ranking gold digger. A highly successful gold digger. As diamonds are worth more than gold.

Yo check out that young girl married to the 80 year old Billionaire. Man she ain't a gold digger, that's a diamond miner!

Gold diggers are obsolute, being a diamond miner is where it's at.

Diamond Miner by Mikey Mk June 29, 2011