Friedrich Merz

Friedrich Merz is a German vampire. He rose to fame as a neoliberal politician within the CDU-party, and is currently trying to weasle himself from political irrelevance to the chancellery. Having absolutely nothing likeable about him, he is now one of the most polarized politicians in Germany. "Doing the Merz" includes whining about being subject to democratic processes by claiming manipulation of the party establishment.

Did you see Donald Trump after losing the presidential election? He was doing the Friedrich Merz!

Friedrich Merz by #merzverhindern January 8, 2021

La'Merz

Divine beauty. An expression often used to describe someone who embodies the beauty of the archetype Goddess La'Merz.

I found myself blubbering like an idiot as soon as she gazed into my eyes...She was so stunningly beautiful that the La'Merz was almost more than I could bare.

La'Merz by divaboma July 2, 2011

Juri Merz 

Ist ein korianischer Gastarbeiter, welcher Minutenreis in 58 Sekunden kochen kann.

Juri Merz minidong tchingtsching

Juri Merz by Olarsch September 3, 2017

Ty Merz 

The best cuddler in the entire world

Omg have you had a Ty Merz cuddle?

Ty Merz by A Dancing Hippo October 1, 2019

merza 

A slang term for an arrogant person who is if argued with, comparable to arguing with a wall.

Person A: How did it go?
Person B: Bad, he was such a Merza.

merza by James Hazinson August 20, 2010

merzbow 

A Japanese Noise artist (real name Masami Akita) who has released over 200 albums and is considered a revolutionary influence in the field of experimental music. Heavily inspired by Surrealism, Dadaism, abstract art, progressive rock and death metal.

Merzbow is the greatest noise artist of all time.

merzbow by Lord Minion May 27, 2004

Merzhaded 

The act of slitting someone throat with safety scissors.

Damn that night just got merzhaded

Merzhaded by Ricey boi March 5, 2019