THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION 

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)

"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION by c-moc March 15, 2007

Pre Menstruation Torettes 

The word salad that is shot out of a girls mouth during the time immediately before and during their period. Often this verbal diarrhea is offensive, violent, and nonsensical; reflecting their chaotic state of mind. The intensity and unintended nature of statements made during bouts of PM-T make the affected woman seem to have a serious mental disability.

"MOTHER FUCKER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A FOZEN TROUT! BUT FIRST I'M GOING MOOSE HUNTING WITH. . WITH. . SHIT! COCK! DAMMIT!"
"Wow, bitch you have a crazy case of PM-T"

"Dude, you really told your boss that he could go fuck himself with a panda dick?"
"ummm... yeah I had some pretty bad Pre Menstruation Torettes"

Pre Menstruation Torettes by Bachboy123 January 30, 2009

menstruation constellation 

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.

Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

menstruation constellation by caffinitive July 4, 2014

menstruation 

When a woman mentruates. A combination of two words, men and frustration.

Uh-oh she is going to be going through her menstruation cycle which means frustration for us guys

menstruation by IPwnJ00 mama May 30, 2007

menstruation 

A vile beast that takes over ones girlfriend, turning her into a freakish werewolf that will howl at you annoyingly no matter what you say, and be a rotten bitch to boot

yeah the menstruation monster strikes again, poor bastard didn't see it coming. I'll miss him

menstruation by Jag atamis April 27, 2008

male menstruation 

the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate

"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x

male menstruation by mr. xoxoxo October 8, 2008

Projectile Menstruation 

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.

"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."

Projectile Menstruation by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015