Matchit 

a person who follows the crowd in style, language, & personality

Him: Did you steve's new shirt?
Her: It's the same as Dave's shirt. He's just a matchit

Matchit by evaD August 9, 2012

Bitch-itch Mitch 

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

Bitch-itch Mitch by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016