mayling 

Mayling is a great friend who always makes everyone smile. She helps people as much as possible. When she tries to hold a grudge, she usually fails because of her forgiving nature. Not only that, she is super generous. Maylings are awesome!

Gee, Mayling always helps me!
Yeah, she's a great friend!

mayling by unknown123456789:) March 30, 2017

Darth Mauling it 

dipping a pretzel, french fry, chip,(or other dipping utensil) in the dip on one side, and again on the other side emulating darth maul, who has a lightsaber with blades on either side. (For example the french fry would be the handle and the two sides with ketchup would be the lightsabery part) It achieves maximum satisfaction.

Good alternative to double dipping

Man: Bro!! are you double dipping!?
Man 2: No bro i'm just darth mauling it, look i dipped the other side
Man:ooooh okay just checking, darth maul on my friend.

Darth Mauling it by The Word Jedi January 21, 2010

Love Mauling 

(Verb) The act being ensnared in a pit of claws, teeth, and furry death whilst petting a kitty.

Person 1: Oh HOLY CRAP! What did that cat do to your hand??

Person 2: The cat wouldn't settle for petting, so I got love mauling instead.

Love Mauling by Mr . Tobi The Bengal October 21, 2011

Road Mapping 

The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.

My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.

Road Mapping by Zukiman600 August 16, 2019

Maplin quality

Something that looks great on paper, yet falls short when you get the thing up and running.

Named for the UK electronics retailer Maplin who have an amazing ability to accurately spot a trend or niche in the market... and then source a product that almost, but not quite, actually does that.

Sorry about the maplin quality reception, the antenna isn't quite right for this radio.

These buns have failed to rise - did you use maplin quality yeast? - Paul Hollywood probably.

What's that residue in the battery compartment? Did you use maplin quality batteries in there?

Maplin quality by Wookie McTookie October 12, 2016

Junk Mailing 

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

Junk Mailing by kuudez April 22, 2011

Laura Marling 

A beautiful, delicate, English flower. Often found singing haunting melodies that tear your heart out and ignite your soul.

Have you listen to Laura Marling before? Her music completely tore my heart out, then put it back together, and set my soul on fire. I will never be the same!

Laura Marling by ladymumford October 24, 2014