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Manslaughter 101 

Manslaughter is a homicide-related offense. The difference between it and murder is that the defendant's guilt can be reduced because no deliberation or malice was found. Although there was an unlawful killing, as with first and second degree murder, the circumstances surrounding the death go some way to explaining the defendant's actions, at least in the eyes of the law. This means that in a manslaughter prosecution, the defendant has already admitted to killing the victim. The question is more likely to revolve around whether or not the defendant acted in a reasonable manner at the time of the killing.
Person 1: Manslaughter 101 , Dont get caught
Person 2: Or dont have witnesses
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Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

clitorial manslaughter

1. To take one's clitorus and murder several humans until they are bleeding to death clit

2. The cereal killing of a selected amount of people using only a clitorus as the weapon of choice
1. man that hoodlum be using his clit to commit clitorial manslaughter! manslaughter hoodlum

2. Dawg, you hear about that gurl who got arrested for clitorial manslaughter? manslaughter

Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter 

When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them
Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.

Penicular Manslaughter

Guy 1: How was it?
Guy 2: I killed her.
Guy 1: Tore the pussy up huh?
Guy 2: No, she's dead.
Guy 1: Penicular Manslaughter huh? When's the wake?

Testicular Manslaughter 

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.
Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!
Testicular Manslaughter by H4v0c February 6, 2012

Testicular Manslaughter 

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.