lorming 

the best word ever.
anything you want it to be. you got it!
chase wanted a senior girlfriend named kristina!!!
and he got it!!!
tyler wanted the hottest girl in the world!!
he got it!!! i love ashley!!!

i was lorming around the mall yesterday!!!

lorming by chase and tyler March 8, 2008

Lording the Ring 

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

Lording the Ring by The Maxibator May 5, 2010

loring 

A word developed in the early 50s in america. It means to bum or stand around meaninglessly. Also to wander without direction.

This guy at the car shop didnt help me at all. He was just loring around the building!

loring by corpotonic October 27, 2009

Good Lorning 

When you are tired and want to express how tired you are in the morning.
Saying "Good Morning" as you yawn.

Girl: "Hey morning!"
Boy: "Good Lorning..."
Girl: "Jeez, you sound tired. what did you do last night?"
Boy: "Well you see I went to bed at 10:30pm, but I stayed up until 3:00am browsing Reddit."

Good Lorning by rjnak March 20, 2017

Loring 

The most amazing, kind-hearted, and gorgeous human being ever.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is actually perfect, I wonder what her name is?
Person 2: Oh, are you talking about Loring? Yea she's amazing.

Loring by The_Mathemagician September 1, 2017

Lorking

The act of back-peddling after being caught watching questionable porn. Suspected lorkers commonly use excuses such as "That's not what I was looking for, the search feature must have screwed up" or "Uhhh...I was searching for videos that had doggy style sex, I didn't want to see dogs banging chicks!"

Ryan- "Whoa dude, you watchin some midget porn there fucker?"

Nick- "Uhhh no way man...I was uhh...searching for videos that had chicks with short hair...not short chicks, the search must be fucked or something!?!"

Ryan- "Whatever, you're totally lorking right now you know."

Lorking by xxNixonxx June 13, 2014

lorfing 

The act of killing time while feeling completely worthless inside derived from the words lor (as in dismay) and loafing (to spend time aimlessly).

He was lorfing around again today, I don't think he's done anything productive in the last week since they broke up.

lorfing by SethFalco April 18, 2017