longmate 

1. A person, often an acquaintance, who is vaguely annoying or a bit of a boring bastard.

2. A task which will be tedious or will take a long time.

3. Something which is, literally, lengthy.

4. Comedy euphemism for the penis.

Note similarities with urban slang such as long and longting.

1. "I don't wanna hang out with that longmate!"

2. "Nah, forget it man, it'll be longmate."

3. "I had to walk up this longmate road."

4. "I showed her my longmate."

longmate by Creese April 29, 2008

long cat 

/b/ meme.
One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous.

Many new lusers speculate that this cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.

Long cat is looooooooooooooooooong.

long cat by Koori September 22, 2006

longkatuts 

maid; yaya; house helper

Filipino slang way of saying "katulong" meaning maid.

dodong: hey dude! our new longkatuts is a hottie!

longkatuts by flipsidelady26 September 4, 2009

longative 

an adjective used to describe the outcome of a ripped video without using proper aspect ratio controls

this youtube video is really cool but looks longative

longative by tradaboy May 2, 2009

Longcut 

A route which is technically longer in distance but is faster timewise. This may be due to traffic on the normal/shorter route. Or slow moving vehicles which use the road, such as tractors. Using a Longcut may also be faster due to different speed limits.

A to B = 10 miles but is 30 minutes
A to Longcut to B = 13 miles but takes 25 minutes

Longcut by capncrunch January 2, 2008

Longcatolicism 

A religious congregation of peolple who believe in the existence of the longcat. The term might include a slight allusion to the catholic church, although it's not 100% sure if this was the creators intention (it was).

Not to confuse with Pantherinaeism, the believe in the existence of Pantherinae (big cats).

man: "And how is this religion called you're talking about?"
rider: "it's called longcatolicism"
aj: "i thought it was called pantherinaeism ^^"

Longcatolicism by awesome-J March 14, 2010

Reggie-longcake 

Reggie longcake (or regge long) is a smart,small and incompetent person who has no life.

Reggie-longcake Is so cool, I want to be like him

Reggie-longcake by _.tagger._ September 9, 2022