lingerie 

a class of women's garments with unecessary and mind-boggling fasteners and straps that act as puzzling impediment to engaging in coitus.

"Can you puh-leaze just undo this piece of lingerie yourself?"

lingerie by Ross Sewage April 17, 2006

Lingerie 

A popular type of undergarment that are most commonly worn by women, but can be worn by anyone.
Lingerie was sexualized by Americans in the 19th and 20th centuries, although it originally only referred to nonsexual women’s undergarments, such as the corset and petticoats.

Man 1: Last night, my dear wife and I attempted more erotic coitus by having her put on lingerie.
Man 2: What an interesting concept, my wife and I prefer doing The Texas Shooter.

Lingerie by TheFairLadyAcrossTheStreet June 15, 2021

lingerie 

A common sexy underwear, mainly worn by women or Stuey. Stuey is a top-class defender playing for the mighty Jocks. He can also be seen defacing signs on the Green Street roundabout with the Leitch (beast of Jersey).

Alright bird? Are you gonna wear that sexy Stuey Lingerie I bought you last week ya dirty lickle bitch.

lingerie by Dave Matthews (Selleck, Squeak) December 28, 2005

Lingerie Football League 

A recent new sport started in 2009 where women actually wear limited revealing clothes and sports equipment such as pads and helmets and play football. This has now created a new (sort of) equivalent female counterpart for football professionally.

Other guy: Wanna watch some Lingerie Football League games?
Me: The fuck is that?
Other guy:hot chicks actually dressing in sports uniforms and revealing clothes and play football.
Me:Awesome....

Lingerie Football League by banan14kab November 6, 2011

Lingerie Tape

A double sided, hypoallergenic, and transparent tape that holds your garment in place.

Apply to inside edges of any fabric to secure a plunging neckline, hold bikini bottoms in place, or keep a strapless dress stay up. Use to avoid wardrobe malfunctions.

Fashion Forms lingerie tape comes in both a tape dispenser and tapes-to-go option.

Lingerie Tape by Bra Solutions February 13, 2012

lingerie laydown 

A ridiculous pancake in football. One where you end up on top of the defender with their legs flying up the air. The ultimate block.

Eric had so many lingerie laydowns that he practically raped the poor kid.

lingerie laydown by Joefoe89 September 14, 2007

Lingerie Bowl 

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?!

Final Score: Team Dream 6
Team Euphoria 0

Woot Woot!

But seriously:
Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl?
Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show...

*30 minutes later*

Random Guy 2: Fuck...

Lingerie Bowl by Agra April 2, 2004