Lincoln Log 

Poor lesbians makeshift dildo. Ability to increase girth with duct tape.

I like the Licoln Log deep in my vagina. Who's up for a Lincoln Log ride?

Lincoln Log by Leelynn May 29, 2010

Lincoln Log 

When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.

When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.

Lincoln Log by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 26, 2006

Lincoln Log 

A roll of pennies that is placed in ones ass

Guy: I need to go to the bank, I'm fresh out of Lincoln Logs

Lincoln Log by kylesimons December 10, 2011

Lincoln Log 

Lincoln Log (noun)
A type of feces that is particularly long, resulting in your feces to stick out of the toilet and touch your anus.

Stephen enjoys planting Lincoln Logs in his mother's mouth.

Lincoln Log by $U#$%^%$#$%^&U&^%$# March 3, 2020

Lincoln Log 

When a cadet at West Point becomes sexually aroused during a class or meeting in Lincoln Hall his/her erection is called a 'Lincoln Log'.

CDT X: "Have you seen those paintings in Lincoln Hall?"

CDT Y: "Yeah, dude. I go up to the second floor during class sometimes. There's one painting of a naked woman, it totally gives me a Lincoln Log."

CDT X: "Yeah, same. It's so sick when the instructors forget to lock the doors to Lincoln Hall. I can't tell you how many times I've gone in there and beat Navy."

Lincoln Log by J Company, 5th Regiment March 6, 2013

Lincoln Log 

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

Lincoln Log by Sketchy D May 2, 2008

Lincoln log 

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

Lincoln log by ploppypoppy99 August 7, 2015