Lighting Amen

Reportedly, a 72-year-old man living in Hemet, CA who is Jesus Christ's "second-coming." His followers wear white robes and roam across the country. They are known as the Christ Family (all having the last name Christ) and follow Lighting's message; "no killing, no sex, no eating animals."

Jesus Christ Lighting Amen...

"I use my weenie to pee-pee and nothing else" - Mr. Christ

by jdouenias May 31, 2009

lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

lighting it

When someone pays for your marijuana

Heard you was lighting it bro

by Twotonez569 November 4, 2015

Lighting cover-up

When a game developer drenches everyone and everything in their game with really shiny lighting, to cover up the fact that the graphics are shit. Not to be confused with cel-shading.

Mario Kart Wii, Fallout 3, and Grand Theft Auto IV are great examples of lighting cover-up.

by Christophucked February 22, 2011

Lighting money on fire

Spending money freely, like crazy, financially irresponsible people do

If you want a good retirement income, stop lighting money on fire, even if you bring home lots of it.

by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2021

Lighting a candle

Smoking a cigarette

Hey Jimmy! Stop that!

What? I'm just lighting a candle.

That can give you lung cancer!

That's exactly what I'm looking for.

by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016

Lighting my children on fire

Ejaculating in a red head's hair.

Dude, I love lighting my children on fire.

by Father of barbecue May 27, 2017